Day One, Minnit ONE, Crane operator training. The MOMENT you Feel the crane lifting, you hit DOWN, and you Floor it. You can't do more damage to the load by setting it down hard than what is about to happen.
I saw #10 happen twice. Once with a load of formica, slid off one side of the forks about 8' up. I can still hear the foreman "Ed NO!" fifty three years later. The other time was a load of transite (asbestos cement board) sheets, again, lifted way too high for no reason and on a pallet that was way too small, bend, droop and then the big slide. I hated going into that office, dust floating in the air in a 25' ceiling in the warehouse.
#9 ... Presumably this dipshit is backing the boxed flat screen TV away from the SUV after realizing that it was not going to fit inside. Of all the things that should be taught in public education, the rudiments of tape measure usage ought to be near the top of the list. How does anyone think that a box that size could possibly fit into the tight confines of a personal vehicle?
I read lips well enough to tell #5 said "I like this one " but he might have changed his mind. #7 Is why I am thinking about changing my company to Don't do it yourself. DDIY
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#1 Counterweight, what's a counterweight???
ReplyDelete# 2 Cute little Asian chick
ReplyDelete# 7 She needs a man
#.8 That'll fix him
# 9. So much for that TV
JD
#2 - She may be cute but she sure looks very fussy and anal.
DeleteYeah I feel sorry for that little Asian gal. Hope she's not on her way to a job interview.
DeleteI have an eating doppelganger in Asia. :-P
DeleteCounter weight is the least of their issues.
ReplyDelete3 - lefty loosey, righty tighty.
ReplyDeleteAin't Gene Kelly, that's for sure.
DeleteHe probably has a pole in his living room...
Delete#9- Now it's a genuine 4K tv- the screen has shattered into 4000 pieces-
ReplyDeleteDay One, Minnit ONE, Crane operator training. The MOMENT you Feel the crane lifting, you hit DOWN, and you Floor it. You can't do more damage to the load by setting it down hard than what is about to happen.
ReplyDelete1. Go big or go home
ReplyDelete"Remember when I used to have a job"
Hey, they need a crane operator for a salvage job! A boat, a container, and...another...crane?
DeleteYou know anything about this, Kyle?
I saw #10 happen twice. Once with a load of formica, slid off one side of the forks about 8' up. I can still hear the foreman "Ed NO!" fifty three years later. The other time was a load of transite (asbestos cement board) sheets, again, lifted way too high for no reason and on a pallet that was way too small, bend, droop and then the big slide. I hated going into that office, dust floating in the air in a 25' ceiling in the warehouse.
ReplyDelete#9 ... Presumably this dipshit is backing the boxed flat screen TV away from the SUV after realizing that it was not going to fit inside. Of all the things that should be taught in public education, the rudiments of tape measure usage ought to be near the top of the list. How does anyone think that a box that size could possibly fit into the tight confines of a personal vehicle?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know. You've seen worse.
I read lips well enough to tell #5 said "I like this one " but he might have changed his mind.
ReplyDelete#7 Is why I am thinking about changing my company to Don't do it yourself. DDIY
1. Outriggers..
ReplyDeleteThey were down but did no good, the front ones weren't far enough forward even on the edge of the pier.
DeleteThe thing is concrete, they could have added a counterweight no problem.
Fuck Joe Biden!
ReplyDelete#4 AI generated
ReplyDeleteThank you for just enjoying the gif. /s
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